Shock, horror ...
Top story in various online papers this morning: Silvio Berlusconi cracks racist joke in conversation about Barack Obama, Dmitri Medvedev finds joke amusing.
OK, so ... the Italian prime minister and the Russian president are racists. And this is news how?
I find that hard to believe, next you'll say that the Pope is Catholic
ReplyDeleteThis just in ... !!
ReplyDeletethis just of the press, new evidence shows that bears sh!t in woods, the pope is a catholic, Irish get a reputation for drinking..... watch this space!!
ReplyDeleteSTAY ON THIS CHANNEL ... !!
ReplyDeleteone legged duck swims in circles, Dolly parton sleeps on her back, Sky is blue shocker, sea is salty and frogs with water tight a holes and more to follow..... ;)
ReplyDeletenew evidence shows that bears sh!t in woods,
ReplyDeleteWhat you mean to say is that new evidence indicates ...
Buy tomorrow's edition to follow this story as it develops!!
forgive me English is only my first language and thank you Leisha for helping me with it
ReplyDeletehanging my head in shame :(
English isn't your problem, but you need to learn how to maintain a story and keep the readers of your crappy tabloid coming back for more supposed 'news' ... leave them wondering, always leave them wondering!!
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Your the writer of this story, was waiting for you to mention the story of the small child, a Volvo and a punk rock loving hermit in Bjørnhollia......
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