Friday, October 3, 2008

Election news - this just in

Yeah, it's just a fake news story. At least no one would use this actual wording. >:-)

I just think this is really funny right now. TGIF.

McCain Losing Core Supporters

WASHINGTON, October 2 – John McCain appears to be losing support among a key group of voters who had hitherto stood firmly with him and Governor Palin, even as his poll numbers among other groups fell dramatically.

A new Gallup poll shows that, for the first time, McCain's approval rating has fallen below 70% among total fucking morons, and now stands at 64%. This represents a dramatic drop compared to a poll taken just last July, when 92% of total fucking morons expressed support for McCain and his policies.

Faltering approval ratings for McCain among a group once thought to be a reliable source of loyal support gives Republicans one more reason to be nervous about the upcoming elections. "If we can't depend on the support of total fucking morons," says Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), "then we've got a big problem. They're a key factor in our electoral strategy, and an important part of today's Republican coalition."

Not all Republican lawmakers are concerned about the poll. While Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) agrees that his party should not take total fucking morons for granted, they "really don't have anywhere else to go. They're never going to be able to understand someone intelligent and articulate like Barack Obama who wants to talk about issues. Just try having a conversation with them about global warming. They'll say, 'Oh, but Rush says volcanoes consume more ozone than humans do.' I mean, come on! They're total fucking morons!"

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Look what I found ... !!

ZOMG ... !!!

I stopped by Platekompaniet in Sandvika Storsenter this afternoon, just whiling away some time, and I found this. I knew it was out - September 26th, I think - but I hadn't seen it anywhere before today. Haven't looked, either, but still. :-)

But get this. I didn't buy it. :-o Yeah, believe it! I'm going to wait till the price drops. Which never takes long. See, I can too restrain my impulses!!

Crisis & rescue? Yeah, right, whatever.

I will believe that the US Congress will 'save' their country’s economy from the current financial crisis when I see it, and not before. 'Bush begs Congress to vote yes on rescue bill' – but George W Bush is a habitual liar. He is the proverbial boy who cried wolf. None of us can trust a single word coming out of his mouth anymore. So why trust him on this one? I certainly don't.

I'm hearing people claim that this crisis is Bill Clinton's fault. Cause it was under his presidency that the floodgates were opened on deregulations. Umm … is the US president really that super powerful? Aren't they like really proud of their, whatjamacallit, system of checks and balances? With Congress against him, as Clinton had from 1994 onwards, wouldn't there have been severe limits on what he could do? Could not, in fact, Congress pass laws against the president's wishes? Putting enough pressure on him that he'd comply with their wishes? Congress was under Republican control up until 2006. Somehow I don’t think it's entirely fair to just blame the Democrats.

Or is it? Maybe one of the lessons the rest of the world should take away from these events is that the perceived gap between the Republicans and the Democrats is to a large extent a false dichotomy, and that they are in fact both a bunch of right wing loonies??

Some are saying that this crisis has come about because of 'socialism'. Say what now? The US is the most liberalistic country (as in: adhering to the economic theory of liberalism) and pretty much the least socialistic country in the world – blaming socialism is blatantly ridiculous. If US government/s had really practiced any kind of socialism, ever, it's a good bet that they would not now have had tens of millions of homeless people and working poor who'd need loans they could not afford.

The reason why US banks got such free reins on these loans to poor people who could not afford such expensive financial commitments was not any desire to help the poor, but to give the banks an easy way to short term profit. Those who govern the United States of America don’t care one whit about helping those who are poor or ill or otherwise weak. For anyone thinking that anything about the US system is socialistic, I’d recommend looking into a brain transplant. You need it.

Full socialism has been tried, and it failed. The US has proved to the world, on several occasions, that full liberalism doesn't really work either. Various times of economic trouble in which pretty much everyone suffered – the Great Depression, the 1980s bustup, the dotcom bubble, the current crisis – all originated in the US, ie, in the purest form of liberalism ever practiced. Let's face it, it doesn’t work in the long run.

Let's say that we had a real Ayn Rand-style democracy where the state interfered in pretty much nothing. Where the state didn't force any traffic regulations on us, and didn't do anything about garbage collection and disposal. Just as a couple of examples. Would that society be a better place than this? Would there be fewer traffic accidents? Would things be better if people could just throw their trash wherever they pleased? Cause you know that they would. If the answer's no, it wouldn't be better, then what on earth is so wrong with some state control over the economic sector??

I understand that it's very easy to blame this whole thing on ignorant borrowers who can't pay back their mortgages and other loans. But come on, where did they all get their loans from?? Only yesterday I got a letter from Citibank offering me what in Norwegian terms is called a 'consumption loan'. I think I could have gotten a quarter of a million Norwegian crowns (roughly $45,000) 'quickly and easily', with no security :-o and just to spend on whatever I wanted. Now that is disgusting. Even setting the current crisis aside, that really is disgusting. These loans have been developed by the American banking industry to prey on more and less ignorant potential customers in the 18-25 demographic (inexperienced, uneducated or just graduated, low understanding of economics) and for those unfortunates the financial institutions set their sights on, there's supposed to be just one goal: Buy more! Move product! It's completely crazy. It's a scheme that cannot possibly work in the long run; someone will and must suffer. And these loans really should be illegal. In terms of ethics, these practices are completely reprehensible.

Our entire shitty system today – I say ours, because it's true now of the entire first world – is based on one premise: Shop, shop, shop till you drop. Shop, spend, consume!! When we stop shopping, our economies will collapse. This is the real & major problem. Because everyone with even the slightest bit of common sense understands that the current overconsumption going on has got to stop, or the planet will collapse on us. It can't take the abuse it's being put through. Those amounts of resources don't exist. But the American people have been well trained to disregard this simple fact. Remember September 11th? After the attack, one of the first things New York's creepy mayor Giuliani had to say to the American public was something like this – Don't be afraid of the terrorists, come to New York, shop in our stores, eat in our restaurants. Cause he knew damn well that something much more significant than the WTC could collapse if people started thinking too hard about the bigger picture. What a goddamn fucking idiot. But the American system has been constructed by people just like him. And that's why it may well collapse in the foreseeable future.

Bush has lied to his people for eight years, but he isn't the only one. I really wonder how large a percentage of the American population is aware of what is really wrong with their economy. They don't produce anything. I mean, really hardly anything, compared to the volume of goods they consume. A lot of Americans – let's not name names - seem to think that the US economy is fundamentally strong. I don't think it is. I think it was, once … back in the day when the US was the world's biggest exporter of goods. Back when they really created things. But that was long ago. Today, they are the world's biggest importer of goods. Most of what they consume has been produced somewhere else, by other people who pay taxes elsewhere. And now they're going to pump more money into that system, to boost the economy? What? No. Aren't they just going to print more money that they don't actually have … then trading that money back and forth between each other for services rendered … until they actually buy something real, something they can touch and feel and hold in their hands, at which time they will be giving this money to China too, like all the other hundreds of billions of dollars that have gone that way in the past. 'Money' doesn’t exist. We all just pretend that it does – it is a tacit agreement between governments and the governed, because we all need a measuring unit to regulate our consumption and their taxation. Regardless of level. We trust them, and they trust us, and that's why the money system works. (Which is part of why there are big problems coming in the US now – they're losing trust in their government. And about bloody time too if you ask me.) But in order for these measuring units to be actually worth anything, you have to produce something. They have no value in and of themselves. (Galloping inflation, anyone??) The US produce so little and consume so much. This was bound to happen.

Then you gotta ask how come they've gotten to this point where someone else just makes all their stuff for them … but that’s another discussion.

The United States have a long and rocky road ahead of them, I think. One that I'm sorry to say will be a well deserved ride. This so-called 'rescue' will probably do nothing more than to put the worst of it off for a while. (But hey, maybe long enough for the current administration to hand over the reins to someone else, so he can take the fall for their wrongdoings.)

George W Bush has spent a not insignificant amount of time over the past eight years asking God to bless America. Well, now it’s time to see if his prayers have been heard up there in the sky. Doesn’t look too likely at the moment.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Mountain vacation 2008. Bjørneborg & Bjørnhollia

Time for some pictures of our cabin and of Bjørnhollia. (Which I wrote about rather extensively here.) Starting with the latter ...

This is a view of Bjørnhollia from the shortcut, a path that I normally use to get down there ... the road curves and takes up to several minutes more to walk. ;-) The red T is the symbol of the Norwegian Tourist Association; they use it to mark the accepted tracks through the various wildernesses in our lovely country. :-)

Front left: the managers' house; front right: the old sleeping quarters. Back left: the employees' residence. Center: the main building, which houses the kitchens, the common room, cellars, dining hall, various sleeping quarters.

Front: the byre; back: employees' residence and main building; center: the dormitory building.

A view of the whole place, seen from across the valley, ie, the slope of mount Musvollkampen.

These pictures (above) were all taken in the summer of 2005. But nothing's changed since then. :-)

This is our cabin; the front view when you come walking down the path from the road. This entire side of it is the new addition. Well, 'new' addition. :-) The tiny building in the background is the new outhouse.

The back of the building. That's my mother you see putting some fresh varnish on the window frames in the kitchen. :-)

The old outhouse (left), now part woodshed and part storage shed, and the new woodshed (right). The new outhouse also doubles as an extra woodshed. We like to know we have plenty of wood to burn. :-)

Side view of the old outhouse. My grandfather built this in the fifties.

The new outhouse, right, and the new woodshed. (Yeah, they're not new, we just call them that ... cause everything else is so much older.)

The cabin seen from outside the new outhouse. The old outhouse in the foreground ... as you see.

A couple of views of the living room. We spend most of our time either outside or in this room.

The kitchen. Not entirely tidy ... this was taken on the day we were leaving.

My grandmother's room. My room now, I guess. :-(

Mount Musvollkampen seen from our property.

The cabin seen from the path from the road. When you're standing where I was when I took the picture, you're literally a few seconds' walk away from the house. So it's pretty well concealed. From the road you have no idea that it's there. :-)

You can see the house in this photo, but just barely ...

In closing, another view of Bjørnhollia - a very charming one if I do say so myself - with mount Musvollkampen in the background. This picture was taken this year. Doesn't it look wonderful there? Don't you just want to walk in there and put your feet up and get a nice cup of coffee? :-)

You'd be more than welcome to!! :-)

Enda en pinlig tabbe ...

... i en Dagbladet-artikkel. At man i det hele tatt lar seg overraske lenger.

Jeg ønsker ikke egentlig å ha dette ordet i bloggen min, men jeg kan vel ikke unngå det når det nå engang har gått så langt.

Female crocodile kan ikke oversettes med kvinnekrokodille. Alvorlig talt, skjerpings. Hunkrokodille heter det. Kan vel alternativt staves med to n'er, kanskje, hvis man føler at man må.

Hva foregår oppi hodene på folk??


Oppdatering 20:12.
Nå har de fordundre meg vært inne på artikkelen og redigert den. (Synd jeg ikke tok en utskrift. >:-) Hva betyr dette - er det noen som leser bloggen min?? :-o

For det kan jo ikke bety at det er noen oppegående mennesker som jobber i Dagbladet. Dét nekter jeg å tro. >:-)

US right wing voters are racists. Discuss.

Aren't they, though? I mean, isn't that like the ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION for why they aren't all falling over themselves to vote for Barack Obama? (Actually, they may also all be completely irrational. But I have heard that some of them have jobs, so I think that's out as an explanation.)

Seriously, if you stop and think about it, I don't see how there can possibly be any other explanation. The American right wing must be genuinely racist. Because if you take a real look at it - feel free to use a checklist - there's just no other way it all works out. Barack and Michelle Obama are EVERYTHING the right wing, as far as I can tell, claim that they want. They come from humble backgrounds - humble but upstanding, I might add - and have worked their way up over a number of years and with a lot of hard work. They have one really nice house and one really nice car. That's what they have after all those years ... AND they're apparently happy with those things, they genuinely don't seem to feel a need for six more houses and/or condos. >:-) They have put themselves through school to get good educations, which they have used for the good of their community, doing a lot of community-based work (too bad that that's worthless ...) and have also done a lot of work with faith-based initiatives. Michelle quit her job as a highly paid attorney to do exactly that kind of work. They have a long-term, stable, loving marriage, they obviously feel a great deal of affection and respect towards each other. It is the first and only marriage for them both. They have two children - that they waited to have until they were sure they could afford to support a family! - whom they are obviously raising in a loving and supportive way. (Seriously, check out those kids - Malia and Sasha Obama are wonderful little girls; confident, outgoing, sociable and spunky - you can't coach kids to be that way, all you can do is just be really good parents.) They have integrity, they have respect for others ... they are committed to their Christian faith, which makes them kind of dingbats in my eyes, but I'm not talking about my perception of anything here. They are committed to and respectful towards their family.

Seriously - as far as I can tell, in the eyes of the American right wing, there's only one thing that's wrong with these people.

On the other hand, you have John and Cindy McCain, who apparently are the ones the right wing want. Despite the fact that he, who's never really worked for any achievement in his life (if you concede that he has actually managed to achieve anything >:-), married a young and beautiful woman, came back (handicapped himself) from the war to find her disfigured and handicapped in a car accident and then took off to marry a younger and more beautiful woman. And she, who's been rolling in money her entire life, decided to adopt a child without telling her husband until, what, she actually showed up in their house ... one of their houses ... with the kid. 'Look, honey, here's our new daughter' ...

Maybe I'm exaggerating for effect. I don't have the energy (or interest) to do any proper research on this. But I think my point is clear.

Seeing these two couples at last week's debate was really interesting. The Obamas walked in side by side, holding hands. The McCains walked one after the other, she three steps behind. After the debate was over, Barack went to find Michelle, actually actively looked for her, and when he got to where she was he hugged and kissed her. John just stood there and Cindy had to walk up to him ... to be rewarded with one of those little pecks on the cheek that she gets. Actually, seeing those couples on any occasion whatsoever is interesting. When you see the Obamas together, you can never for a moment doubt what they are to each other. These two people are husband and wife. It would take you a split second to see that if you didn't already know it. The McCains, on the other hand - I have a hard time seeing them as a married couple even knowing that they are. If I didn't know, I don't think I'd ever guess. I think I'd assume that they were uncle and niece, or maybe father and daughter who had kind of a strained relationship. These two couples are SO DIFFERENT ... !

If one really believes in family values and hard work above all else, then what the hell does one as a right wing American really have to choose from in this election?? I ask you. I wish some natives could try to answer this.

They're racists. That's the only explanation there is.

'Little Britain USA'

I love Little Britain. I think it's incredibly funny. Matt & David are geniuses. They are disgusting but they are BRILLIANT.

Oh my god or sumfin or nuthin, I can't believe you just said that!! :-o

Yeah, Vicky rules. >:-) I wouldn't want to be her, but she completely utterly cracks me up. Yes but no but yes but no but ...

Have some cake, we all love some cake don't we, we like a bit of cake.



I've been skeptical of their foray into the wider world, but after seeing the above, I am totally won over. Can't wait to see the whole series.