I'm guessing that none of my readers have ever heard the name Karen Sala ... but if you were Keanufans you would know who she is. She is a crazy Canadian woman who wanted enormous sums of money because Keanu was supposedly the father of her four children. Or at least one of them, but she couldn't be quite sure which, but probably all of them. :-D She wanted him to pay child support for them ... they are all 20 years old or older. :-D She told lots of crazy stories like how they'd been a couple in secret since forever, they'd known each other since they were grade schoolers and he'd promised to marry her, and her friends had seen them together lots of times and I don't know what all. Her friends didn't really remember this, for some reason. :-D Keanu said he'd never heard of her, never met her, and certainly hadn't gotten even one child with her, much less four. She didn't give up though, she was really tenacious.
Many of his fans have been quite worried and felt bad for him ... I've mostly been entertained. This woman is some serious crazy. Her kids must be so embarrassed. :-D This has been going on for months and months, it's been so funny following this case. :-)
Now, what you'd think would happen here would be that Keanu would demand a paternity test. But he didn't have to - she asked for one! :-D The test came back saying that there is no relation whatsoever between him and any of these 'children'. Now the court that was treating Sala's lawsuit against him has come back with its verdict. She's full of shit and now she has to pay him $15,000.
Well, you know what they say about people who are their own lawyers ... >:-)
2 weeks ago