Russia's song this year is one of those that I like sort of despite myself. Or rather, I can't understand why I like it, but I like it anyway. :-)
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
RUSSIA 2011 - Get You
Friday, January 21, 2011
Quote of the Week
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Thursday, January 13, 2011
White Woman Syndrome
There are several unusual things about this particular illegal immigrant (of which we have thousands upon thousands in this country - and I have to say that as a general rule the fact that our police aren't able to find and deport all of them is no reason to not deport the ones they do find) which her many defenders eagerly use to argue her case. She has learned perfect Norwegian, she has managed to get higher education - a Master's degree in some technological field - and she has worked umpteen hours as a volunteer for a couple of music festivals. In other words, she is exactly the kind of immigrant we want. She is a resource. We should be throwing citizenship at her! But no, she has to go and pieces of shit like Mullah Krekar get to say. Boo hiss, what a retarded country Norway is.
I won't say much about Krekar, that is a whole other blog post ... but I am afraid that those who think that if only the Progress Party were in power now, he would be out on his head and Maria Amelie would get to stay with no problems have it rather backwards. Their situations arise from different legal realities. Nobody wants Krekar here, come on. But we can't kick him out because of international obligations we have entered into voluntarily ... legal frameworks that deal with human rights and prohibit us from sending people out to where they risk capital punishment. These would still be in place, and would in all likelihood not be removed, under a Progress Party government. Personally I disagree with this as a matter of principle - I oppose the death penalty, but I also believe in the rights of sovereign states to institute and uphold their own laws. I don't think Iraq should have capital punishment on the books, but it is their choice to do so, and their right to punish their own citizens according to their own laws. If Krekar is guilty of such offenses under Iraqi law, that is his affair and not ours. But I digress. His situation is a paradox. His presence here is deeply offensive, but it is not relevant to Maria Amelie's situation.
Her difficulties stem from the fact that she is an asylum seeker who does not have the right to claim asylum. I've written about this before, and it's still just as simple as it was then. If you can prove that you are persecuted for some specific and objectively defined reasons, then you have the right to protection from your persecutors - ie, asylum. If you are not persecuted, you do not have the right to asylum. This is so incredibly simple to understand. If A, then B. If not A, then not B. In the case of Maria Amelie and her parents, there is no A, therefore, they have no right to B.
Where are her parents, by the way? They're still here, also illegal immigrants. Letting their daughter be sent back to Russia alone? Charming.
Anyway. This really is pretty simple. This woman doesn't have the right to asylum, she has been informed of this and has been instructed to leave the country (no doubt under threat of deportation; a threat which, if not explicit, is in any case completely obvious to anyone paying the slightest bit of attention) but has refused to do so. For whatever reason, she has over the past few months made herself into something of a celebrity, publishing and publicizing a book about her life (I haven't read this book - yet? - but it seems to have some lacunas). This was obviously rather risky. The police read the newspapers too. Last night she reaped the result of her choice to be high profile. A choice which in itself may be laudable, but which she must always have known carried some very specific risks.
I do agree that her situation must be very difficult. However, she has largely made it so herself - she has nothing to return to in Russia, she claims (she also claims to not be a Russian citizen, a claim disputed by Russian authorities, in fact) but how is this not due to the fact that she has refused to return there for seven years? Yes, she was only 16 when she arrived here, brought by her parents. But that was nine years ago - for the past seven years she has been entirely responsible for her own actions. At no time for the past seven and a half years has she ever had the legal right to remain in this country. She speaks Russian, Norwegian and no doubt English; she has a good education. She is young, strong and healthy. Of course she has something to return to in Russia. She has the chance to make a life there and make valuable contributions there - or she has the choice to return there and apply for a work permit in this country, so that she can return here legally. Something she should probably have done years ago, before - let's be honest - defrauding Norwegian tax payers of probably millions of crowns by getting an education she in fact had no right to.
I'm coming across as a callous bitch right now, I'm aware of that ... but that's the thing, the law is a callous bitch, and it has to be. That is how it ensures us all of our rights, and how it prevents the system that has created it from being exploited. An Amnesty representative was on the Daily Review tonight saying that the authorities' logic of making an example of Maria Amelie is just a scare tactic - letting her stay will absolutely not create an avalanche of illegals trying to trick the system by evading the police for long enough and then getting to stay despite having no right to do so. Sorry, Amnesty, I don't buy that. In the past, when we have had high numbers of immigrants from certain countries where basically no one has a right to asylum, information campaigns in those countries have had the effect of strongly reducing or almost removing those numbers. What is the reason that the opposite won't happen? Why should we risk it?
We have a rule in Norway that if you don't have the right to asylum, we can still let you stay, for what is called 'humanitarian reasons'. This may happen if you have what the authorities deem a particular connection to Norway, for instance. A lot of people are saying that Maria Amelie has such a connection, and therefore she should be allowed to stay. But her connection has no foundation in law. These people who defend her so strongly - do they really wish that such individuals as her should be exempt from the rule of the law?
I venture to say that they do not. In fact I am rather certain that many of these people are the very same who insist that the law be applied to these illegals, these criminals, these people who don't belong here. Why wish, even demand, an exception for this particular person? White Woman Syndrome. She is young, pretty, white, articulate, now even a celebrity of sorts. If this exact same situation had happened to a bearded, brown-skinned, Muslim-looking man, I'm sure his defenders would have numbered only a fraction of hers.
Which is exactly why we cannot let our emotions and our personal opinions decide in these matters. Justice for Maria Amelie, because we feel compassion for her, we can identify with her? No. The law must decide. That is the only way in which we can hope to achieve true justice.
You can read the final denial of appeal here. Maria Amelie's supporters must have leaked this document to the media - blacking out her real name, if that is her real name, but leaving the name of the bureaucrat who signed the document. Low blow.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
RUSSIA 2010 - Lost and Forgotten
How the mighty have fallen ... !!
Just last year we all gathered in Moscow to celebrate Russia's victory with a song that, although it's not for everyone (but what song is?), is still quality craftsmanship on some level. Two years after their long-anticipated win, we get ... Golly. I give up. I don't really know what this is.
What are you doing, man?
I'm looking at her photos.
What should I do with them?
Drop them into the fire.
This is one of those songs that really, really ought to have been in Russian. I don't want to know this shit. The singer has this whining voice that's just so annoying and also, look at his face ... doesn't it look like he's had a tiny stroke? Should he even be on a stage, he may need medical attention. o_O And the piano, the guitar ... the quasi-religious lyrics ... there are just all these weird elements that do come together into a whole, but ... ouch, my brain ...
The audience reaction is weird as well, it's like they're at a religious meeting. A revival. I don't want to know what the rest of the Russian lineup was like this year. Ouchie.
Well, don't let me poison your minds ... let Peter Nalitch & Friends do it for you. Peter wrote and composed the song himself. Yes, Peter needs some kind of help. In the absence of which he will be competing with Lost and Forgotten in Telenor Arena on Tuesday, May 25th.
Lyrics here, if you don't value your sanity.
In other news, guess what happened on this very day four years ago. :-) That's when I got Raphael. I can't believe it's been four years! Aw, when we first met he didn't like me, I tried to hold him, but he constantly squirmed away from me and went to his then owner every time. :-( Didn't at all like this strange new twolegs. I hope he likes me now, a little bit. ;-)
Here he is on his first outing this year, the Sunday before last, when it was incredibly warm here. He went digging in the dead leaves along the hedge, so he got a faceful of dirt. Even his nose is full of it. :-D
Here's to many more years of chelonian happy. :-)
Friday, June 12, 2009
The Hymn of the Federation
Some examples: The Norwegian anthem is about the country's physical appearance and about its people's struggle against superior outside forces. The Swedish anthem is about how Sweden's great and they like it a lot. :-) There's nothing about anything historical or troubles in the past - and indeed, why should there be; they had no such trouble, they only made it for others. ;-) The Danish is about physical features, again, as well as the country's ancient history. It refers to some of the old Norse gods, even. Really ancient history. :-) The French anthem is about their modern history, about ideology and politics. The Saudi Arabian one is about how Allah rocks and please will he give their king a long life. Sheesh, the poor saps. The Israeli anthem is about Zionism. As far as I understand the lyrics they seem rather whiny and irrational. Quel surprise. ;-) The Icelandic anthem is about how Iceland is the best, Iceland rules, Iceland is the best EVAR, and God loves them more than anyone. Again, not a surprise, is it. ;-) The Spanish anthem has no official lyrics, because apparently they haven't been able to agree on any. :-D I've seen a couple of versions of the lyrics and ... to be honest, they sound kind of fascist. The Dutch anthem is the oldest in the entire world. Of course. :-) It's about history from centuries ago and how it's best to be friends and get along. Aww. :-)
My favorite national anthem, out of all the ones I've heard, is of course the Norwegian one. Discount that, I am hopelessly biased. :-) My second favorite is the Russian anthem, the Hymn of the Federation. Now that is a hell of a national anthem. I dig it. :-) And since this is - hooray! - Russia Day, it seemed like a great reason to post it here on the blog. Have a listen. Oh, and if you think it sounds kinda suspicious, well, it was written for the Soviet Union in 1944. So ... yeah. It is kinda suspicious. But it sounds fantastic. :-)
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Russia, Azerbaijan, Bosnia & Hercegovina
KAS hadn't seen this before, I said she'd probably think it's boring. And she thought it was boring. I know her so well ... ! ;-)
The effect they're going for with the pictures there is kind of ... vaguely interesting. But she so overdoes it. Total overacting. And the song itself is nothing special.
No way Russia's in for a repeat performance.
Azerbaijan:
Now these people we also have to beat, because that guy is actually Swedish. Swedish-Iranian. Can't have that.
Awful outfits ... !!
The song isn't bad, not bad at all. But the presentation sucks ass and hopefully will ruin their chances.
They are supposed to be kind of a favorite, but I don't see that. Sorry, Swedish man. >:-)
Bosnia & Hercegovina:
We have a word in Norwegian that describes the presentation of this song really well: overtydelig. Not sure how to say that in English. It's not a compliment. ;-)
But the song is good, very good, I like it a lot. Deservedly a favorite. I think they'll do well.
A cool song and a cool presentation, even though it's soo obvious. :-) Good luck to Bosnia, although I don't think they'll need it. :-)
Friday, May 1, 2009
RUSSIA 2009: Anastasia Prikhodko – Mamo
Ah, Russia - last year's unsurprising winner and this year's proud host. And I'm sure they'll do a great job of hosting and give us an amazing show. The stage looks absolutely fantastic. I can hardly wait. :-)
Their song this year though doesn't get me very worked up. It's kind of a power ballad ... ie not entirely different from their 2008 entry. But nowhere near as good though. It doesn't have the catchiness, it's very anonymous in comparison with Believe. There is a difference between the verse and the chorus that is quite interesting - the chorus is much more catchy - but overall this is too much of a standard pop song to stand out much. It's OK, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's basically bland. I couldn't hum it now if my life depended on it. Sorry, Russia, but you'll have to tune in to a broadcast by some furriners in 2010.
This is Anastasia Prikhodko performing Mamo (which means 'Mom', yeah) by Konstantin Meladze and Diana Golde. They will be competing for Russia on May 16th - as last year's winner Russia is assured a place in the final, and will not have to compete against the rest of us in the semi. Next year though they'll be back among the rabble again. ;-)
Lyrics here.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Dima Bilan: Lady Flame
It's true. You may think I'm joking, but I'm not. I like listening to ESC songs. Obviously not all of them. But a disturbingly high number ...
So, obviously, knowing this about me, when I decide to post one of my favorite songs at the moment, you cannot be surprised to discover that it's a slick & packaged pop song from an Eastern European prettyboy 'singer'. I'm sorry, but ... I yam what I yam. This is Dima Bilan and his hit song Nevozmozhnoe vozmozhno. The English version's called Lady Flame (duh) ... the bottom video is the one with the English lyrics. Otherwise, they're identical. Pick your fave. ;-)
I know what you're thinking, but come on, give the guy a chance. He won the ESC, there's got to be something to him!? *cough* Seriously: Take a look at the video, it's pretty cool. It's not just the song I like, I think the video's fantastic. I luvz it. :-) My favorite moment is when he walks up alongside the morose suit with the briefcase and cheers him up no end (although if this had happened for real on a Moscow street and Dima hadn't been ... well, Dima ... I suspect the police might have become involved). Take a look, it's fun. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't so. :-)
Happy Easter!! Vacation, yay ... !! :-)
Friday, November 7, 2008
Stop the press ...
Top story in various online papers this morning: Silvio Berlusconi cracks racist joke in conversation about Barack Obama, Dmitri Medvedev finds joke amusing.
OK, so ... the Italian prime minister and the Russian president are racists. And this is news how?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
The voting begins ...
12 points to Russia from Ukraine, what a surprise ... ;-)
Looks like a showdown between Russia and Greece. Go Russia!! Come on, Europe!!
I'm surprised that Bosnia & Herzegovina are doing so badly. :-(
But Sweden is seriously bombing. Balm to my soul. >:-)
Our commentator this year is so boring. It's her first year and she's doing a lousy job IMO. She's repeating herself and is just ... dull. Apparently she's been told by NRK to be 'neutral' or something. Bad choice. Come back, Jostein Pedersen ... !!
Russia's winning, yay!!! I knew it!! Happy happy ... ! :-D
Sweden gave us their 12 points! OMG!! Nå står ikke verden til påske, as we say round these parts. ;-)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: MOSCOW 2009!!! :-D
Russia will crush Sweden like a bug and we'll meet in Moscow in 2009!! :-D
Happy happy, joy joy!! :-D
Serbia, Russia, Norway
Shades of Molitva and of Nocturne ...
This is a good song, another one that's been growing on me.
She has a wonderful voice and it's a beautiful song. But it's too much like last year's winner for my money.
They will definitely do well, but I don't think it's original enough to go all the way.
Russia:
Yees ... !!! My favorite! Go Russia!!
Dima is a little too intense, he needs to talk to somebody. ;-)
The presentation is very Soviet :-D but I like it.
A serious contender!! Go Russia! I like this song more and more every time I hear it.
Will definitely do extremely well. May well win.
Should win. ;-)
Norway:
A good song, performed well by a singer with a good voice who really knows how to use her voice as well. (There's something to be learned from that - Czech Republic, I'm looking at you ...)
This is a good song although the lyrics are a little embarrassing at times (obviously written by a fifteen year old). And the presentation is good, it's simple and tasteful.
I think we have pretty good chances this year.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Finland, Romania, Russia, Greece
I like this song, but come on! This is exactly what they did two years ago, just without the masks. I don't think we'll be seeing this on Saturday. I don't think audiences want this now. And the presentation is boring. Raise your hand anyone who has not seen this dozens of times before ... ?
It's great that they're singing in Finnish, I really appreciate that. But I don't think this will get anywhere.
Romania:
A pretty ballad, but what else is new?
They both have good voices, I'll give them that, but ...
I kept waiting for something to happen to make this song special. It's a good song, a strong ballad, but again, I don't see where the hook is that will make this stand out above the rest.
Romania's one of the ESC greats in recent years. They're favorites this year too, but I'm really not sure.
Maybe.
Russia:
Yees ... !! My favorite this year. :-) Go Russia ... !!!
They will get a shitload of votes because Dima Bilan is Dima Bilan.
And he certainly does believe. :-D Psycho intensity, much?
Oh look, he's doing a Sandie Shaw ... !! LOL!
Yes, nothing says 'I have faith' better than a tame Olympic ice skating champion ... :-D
This is another song that's really growing on me. I dig it. I believe!! :-D
No question about it, Russia's in the final.
Greece:
Hey, it's Britney Spears five years ago ... ;-)
Now that is odd - I remember her voice as being better in the video ... ;-)
It's working pretty well anyway. An insanely catchy song will get you far. And here comes the ethnic vibe ... :-D
Personally I don't dig the presentation, but that's me. Many will no doubt like it.
I'm sure that Greece will be part of the show on Saturday too.
A great ending to the show so far. :-)
Thursday, May 15, 2008
RUSSIA 2008: Dima Bilan - Believe
Dima Bilan did soo well in Athens with a wonderful song and brilliant scenography. Will he go all the way this year??
If he doesn't, it won't be for lack of trying. Russia will do ANYTHING to win the ESC. This year they have paid Timbaland a million dollars to produce their entry. And of course Dima will get them a shitload of votes - again - just for being Dima Bilan.
They will have to change the scenography, though - he can't just sit & stand around like that. Come on, doesn't he have a reputation to uphold! :-D And for my money it gets a bit much with all the posing and the preening. But then again, I'm not a fourteen year old girl in Kyiv or wherever.
Is this the winner? Moscow 2009? If that is where we end up it won't surprise me one bit. They will certainly do very well. Even though this is kind of a ballad, yes. If anyone can break that curse, then Dima is the man. His song in -06 was better, though. But still ... he has so much confidence, that alone will get him far. And this song is good. This is a potential winner. Not my personal favorite among the songs this year, but a very strong contender. And my favorite to actually win, although so far I do like the Belgian song better.
Never discount Russia. You will be assimilated.
;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6BkoELzSc
