Shock, horror ...
Top story in various online papers this morning: Silvio Berlusconi cracks racist joke in conversation about Barack Obama, Dmitri Medvedev finds joke amusing.
OK, so ... the Italian prime minister and the Russian president are racists. And this is news how?
12 hours ago
9 comments:
I find that hard to believe, next you'll say that the Pope is Catholic
This just in ... !!
this just of the press, new evidence shows that bears sh!t in woods, the pope is a catholic, Irish get a reputation for drinking..... watch this space!!
STAY ON THIS CHANNEL ... !!
one legged duck swims in circles, Dolly parton sleeps on her back, Sky is blue shocker, sea is salty and frogs with water tight a holes and more to follow..... ;)
new evidence shows that bears sh!t in woods,
What you mean to say is that new evidence indicates ...
Buy tomorrow's edition to follow this story as it develops!!
forgive me English is only my first language and thank you Leisha for helping me with it
hanging my head in shame :(
English isn't your problem, but you need to learn how to maintain a story and keep the readers of your crappy tabloid coming back for more supposed 'news' ... leave them wondering, always leave them wondering!!
;-)
Your the writer of this story, was waiting for you to mention the story of the small child, a Volvo and a punk rock loving hermit in Bjørnhollia......
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