If I have kids I will have at least two and they will have to compete for my love from a young age in a series of Spartan style tasks. The one that wins my love will get educated,shelter, food and clothing, the other will have to fend for itself. I am a busy man and if I am to bless a child with my attention I want to make sure that its deserving of my love.
It was part of a conversation that my brother and I had with a Aunt who was looking for Nieces and Nephews, she was not impressed. Also discussed was using Velcro sown onto a babies clothing as a way of sticking them to objects as you move about the house cleaning, she was less impressed with that idea :D.
Sometimes things are so crazy, out there and/or annoying that I just have to share it with someone somehow. Or I feel like I simply must record my thoughts on it for posterity. This is a good place to do that.
Take the contents of this blog seriously at your peril.
I'm 41 years old. I live in Oslo, the capital of Norway. I love chocolate. I keep freshwater turtles. I like to travel and to see new places. I like to play board games and card games. I'm a big fan of Keanu Reeves, ElfQuest, The Phantom of the Opera, and the even more fantastic opera musical Which Witch. The highlight of my year is the Eurovision Song Contest. I love movies. My all-time favorite movie is Gone with the Wind. I LOVE to read. My favorite author is Terry Pratchett. My favorite book is The Count of Monte Christo.
I write mostly in English on this blog. Whatever is written in Norwegian is something that either deals with situations, persons & phenomena specific to Norway, or is contigent on the reader understanding the Norwegian language in order to get the point.
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If I have kids I will have at least two and they will have to compete for my love from a young age in a series of Spartan style tasks. The one that wins my love will get educated,shelter, food and clothing, the other will have to fend for itself. I am a busy man and if I am to bless a child with my attention I want to make sure that its deserving of my love.
BTW JOKING, I agree with your quote
I'm glad to hear you will be taking your parental responsibilities so seriously ... !! :-D
It was part of a conversation that my brother and I had with a Aunt who was looking for Nieces and Nephews, she was not impressed. Also discussed was using Velcro sown onto a babies clothing as a way of sticking them to objects as you move about the house cleaning, she was less impressed with that idea :D.
You can imagine the answer they get when asked where is the patter of tiny feet
This is so true...
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