Friday, October 3, 2008

Election news - this just in

Yeah, it's just a fake news story. At least no one would use this actual wording. >:-)

I just think this is really funny right now. TGIF.

McCain Losing Core Supporters

WASHINGTON, October 2 – John McCain appears to be losing support among a key group of voters who had hitherto stood firmly with him and Governor Palin, even as his poll numbers among other groups fell dramatically.

A new Gallup poll shows that, for the first time, McCain's approval rating has fallen below 70% among total fucking morons, and now stands at 64%. This represents a dramatic drop compared to a poll taken just last July, when 92% of total fucking morons expressed support for McCain and his policies.

Faltering approval ratings for McCain among a group once thought to be a reliable source of loyal support gives Republicans one more reason to be nervous about the upcoming elections. "If we can't depend on the support of total fucking morons," says Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), "then we've got a big problem. They're a key factor in our electoral strategy, and an important part of today's Republican coalition."

Not all Republican lawmakers are concerned about the poll. While Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) agrees that his party should not take total fucking morons for granted, they "really don't have anywhere else to go. They're never going to be able to understand someone intelligent and articulate like Barack Obama who wants to talk about issues. Just try having a conversation with them about global warming. They'll say, 'Oh, but Rush says volcanoes consume more ozone than humans do.' I mean, come on! They're total fucking morons!"

5 comments:

kccat said...

Oh, all I can do is hang my head. Last night was something else though.

In case you want to read all about it go to http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/02/debate.transcript/index.html

I am sure its on youtube.com should you want to hear an idiot go on and on about energy and give shout outs. Yes, I did say shout outs. Apparently the debate went the way of MTV without any of knowing.

I also find it very interesting that the fucking morons find it absolutely acceptable for Palin to be Joe Six-pack. Check it out. http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do;jsessionid=F4329EC427911420F16CE0BB13B72244?diaryId=7337

Margo said...

LOL this was cute!

Leisha Camden said...

Thanks for the links, kccat - that bottom one was especially interesting. Never heard about that site before, so thanks for sharing. :-)

What I've seen of the debate so far - when it comes to Palin, obviously - is just downright embarrassing. She can have no concept of her own limitations to be doing what she's doing. And that winking at the camera ... ! It is so undignified. She'd be such a pathetic president ... even worse than the guy you have now, in that respect. :-(

Margo - yeah, I thought it was funny. Friday afternoon ... ;-)

Ms. Moon said...

Yep. We're obviously a country of fucking morons.
Unfortunately.

Leisha Camden said...

We'll see about that in a month's time ... ;-)