Yeah, it's just a fake news story. At least no one would use this actual wording. >:-)
I just think this is really funny right now. TGIF.
McCain Losing Core Supporters
WASHINGTON, October 2 – John McCain appears to be losing support among a key group of voters who had hitherto stood firmly with him and Governor Palin, even as his poll numbers among other groups fell dramatically.
A new Gallup poll shows that, for the first time, McCain's approval rating has fallen below 70% among total fucking morons, and now stands at 64%. This represents a dramatic drop compared to a poll taken just last July, when 92% of total fucking morons expressed support for McCain and his policies.
Faltering approval ratings for McCain among a group once thought to be a reliable source of loyal support gives Republicans one more reason to be nervous about the upcoming elections. "If we can't depend on the support of total fucking morons," says Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), "then we've got a big problem. They're a key factor in our electoral strategy, and an important part of today's Republican coalition."
Not all Republican lawmakers are concerned about the poll. While Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) agrees that his party should not take total fucking morons for granted, they "really don't have anywhere else to go. They're never going to be able to understand someone intelligent and articulate like Barack Obama who wants to talk about issues. Just try having a conversation with them about global warming. They'll say, 'Oh, but Rush says volcanoes consume more ozone than humans do.' I mean, come on! They're total fucking morons!"
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