Reporter: What did the President have to say about his upcoming visit to Norway?
Diplomat: The President indicated that he is looking forward to visiting Norway again, but he also indicated that if he was met yet again by fiddles and folk dancing, he would nuke us back to the Cretaceous.
Sometimes things are so crazy, out there and/or annoying that I just have to share it with someone somehow. Or I feel like I simply must record my thoughts on it for posterity. This is a good place to do that.
Take the contents of this blog seriously at your peril.
I'm 41 years old. I live in Oslo, the capital of Norway. I love chocolate. I keep freshwater turtles. I like to travel and to see new places. I like to play board games and card games. I'm a big fan of Keanu Reeves, ElfQuest, The Phantom of the Opera, and the even more fantastic opera musical Which Witch. The highlight of my year is the Eurovision Song Contest. I love movies. My all-time favorite movie is Gone with the Wind. I LOVE to read. My favorite author is Terry Pratchett. My favorite book is The Count of Monte Christo.
I write mostly in English on this blog. Whatever is written in Norwegian is something that either deals with situations, persons & phenomena specific to Norway, or is contigent on the reader understanding the Norwegian language in order to get the point.
A Message
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN I don't respect your religion. I don't care if you're offended.
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Don't understand Norwegian?
Here's a helpful translation for your enjoyment.
Reporter: What did the President have to say about his upcoming visit to Norway?
Diplomat: The President indicated that he is looking forward to visiting Norway again, but he also indicated that if he was met yet again by fiddles and folk dancing, he would nuke us back to the Cretaceous.
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